Theories of life
http://lifetheories.blogspot.com/

Some quotes:
"Having money doesn't buy happiness, but it's the nicest way to be unhappy."
"Time doesn't fly, it just seems to move more quickly, which is also not true. Time has a constant velocity and zero acceleration."
"I can't decide whether I am indecisive."

Doubutsu Uranai (Japanese fortune-telling)
http://noracom.net/eng/